Happened to me once in a gay sauna. A straight fella (said he was happily married to a beautiful woman) wanted a fucking. With his wife's safety in mind he insisted on a condom. Fine. But I swear, his hole was *ACROBATIC*. The way his hole worked my cock, it felt like it was trying to speak, but couldn't because my cock was in the way. I took it out, and he turned around to face me, and saw my cock was bare. "I told you to wear a condom!"... "I did!"... We parted. Bumped into him later - he apologised - said he found the condom later, up his arse. His hole was incredible - must've unrolled it - worked it off my cock!