Pik Vore

Hmm? Yeah, sure, whatever. I think your boyfriend asked you to go buy us all a round of drinks.

Like a good little chump. Just kidding, of course. Why don't you go do that, okay, buddy?

I'll keep him entertained on the dance floor.

Don't worry. I see your eyes. I know it's big. But your boyfriend's not a bottom, right?

Oh, really? But he can resist being pride-open, I'm sure.