Rubberflex

Over mij: -- Who am I? -- I am a Pervert. And if your pulse quickens when you look at the picture below - whether in curiosity, or excitement, or fear, or lust - you're my type. I am everything smutty, sleazy and perverted that you love. I am everything that terrifies you. I am everything you yearn for. I am every unspoken promise your girlfriends and wife ever made. I am everything you think you know – but in reality, only have an inkling of. I am everything you want, but think you can't have. I am everything that keeps you awake at night. I am everything that lulls you to sleep. I am every part of sex you've ever reached for and been unable to touch. -- Here's the thing. -- After six years on xHamster, I'm not interested in sexting or chat anymore. In truth, I never was. I don’t need any more reminders that most people are passive and lazy and terrified and selfish, or that they’ll commit to nothing but Play Now, Pay Later. I'm not interested in humouring pre-nut fog, or being collateral damage in post-nut clarity. If you're over thirty, and you haven't yet got life and sex straight in your own mind, move along. You don't need me – you need a clinical psychologist. Do you live in or visit the South African Garden Route? Do you crave an in-person kinky session? Now you're talking. Get in touch.